Watermelon, pb&j, and kool-aid for dinner!
I’m 18 years old
It’s actually not bad. You took the effort to put together a nice sandwich and cubed watermelon. (Not to mention put it on some kind of eating platform.)
I’m one smart 9 year old
don’t ever let this die
freshman advice: just dont show up
if i’d had a weapon that could have kept you out of the arena, I’d have used it
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The national geographic one gets me all the time.
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
at school like
the best New Years text I got
When I was like 13 I peed my pants in the seventh grade. I’ve not peed my pants, but I peed when I was sleeping. I wet the bed and then I just thought: ‘Who wets the bed when you’re thirteen?’. And so I couldn’t wait to get to school and tell everybody.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL